Flotsam

Inspired by Tertia’s recent post I have decided to share something I have been thinking about for a few weeks now, something that may well be the solution to those 10 (alright, 20) extra pounds that cling like grubby, needy toddlers to my frame: The Wormtini.

You will need:
3 oz gin
1/2 oz dry vermouth
1 tapeworm

Shake first two ingredients with ice and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with tapeworm. Enjoy.

Surely you agree that “1 Wormtini for lunch and a Sensible Dinner!” is more appealing than the SlimFast plan or similar. And what other diet-drink produces a warm, slightly fuzzy sense of well-being? Also, please note that the Wormtini enables you to Eat The Foods You Love and still lose weight.