Happy Not-Giving-Birth-Day To Me.

From BabyCenter.com…

August 19
Friday
Congratulations — your due date is here! But if there’s still no sign of your baby, take some time to review our articles about preparing for a newborn.

Hospital Bag Checklist:

• Your birth plan. Check.

• Your insurance card. Check.

• Lip moisturizer. Check.

• A bathrobe, nightgown, slippers, and a couple of pairs of socks. Check, Check, Check, and Check.

• Massage oils or lotions, music, an extra pillow, whatever you need to help you relax. Check.

• Something to read. Check.

• Snacks. Check.

• Toiletries. Check.

• Baby. Ch—Oh, Fuck.