The Results Are In…

I do not meet with The Special Gyn until Friday, but I couldn’t wait anymore and called the clinic this morning. The nurse I spoke to chirped “Everything looks Normal!” and would have ended the conversation there if I had not asked, though clenched and grinding teeth, for the Actual Numbers, rather than a breezy and vague assessment. So she read them to me, and, correct me if I’m wrong, but They Do Not Either Look “Normal.”
{I have been off the progestin-only pills since last cycle in preparation for these tests, so no effect on the results from those.}

On Day 5:

FSH: 4.5
LH: 9.4
TSH 2.12
DHEAS: 246
Prolactin: 9.1
17 OHP(hydroxyprogesterone): 88
Fasting Glucose: 80
Fasting Insulin: 15.4

So, fellow graduates of Google U…what’s your diagnosis?