Comments on: The Only Post In Which I Will Ever Reference “My Humps.” http://flotsamblog.com/2006/03/17/the-only-post-in-which-i-will-ever-reference-my-humps/ Deplorable solipsism? The new face of literature? Or merely a clever procrastination device... Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:44:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Flotsam » Blog Archive » The Post I Have Always Dreamed Of Writing… http://flotsamblog.com/2006/03/17/the-only-post-in-which-i-will-ever-reference-my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-25774 Flotsam » Blog Archive » The Post I Have Always Dreamed Of Writing… Sun, 20 Aug 2006 03:28:22 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/?p=108#comment-25774 [...] p.s. Oh, and is it a coincidence that “Metformin” left me a comment yesterday? [...] [...] p.s. Oh, and is it a coincidence that “Metformin” left me a comment yesterday? [...]

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]]> By: tylenol http://flotsamblog.com/2006/03/17/the-only-post-in-which-i-will-ever-reference-my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-6423 tylenol Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:13:45 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/?p=108#comment-6423 allow me, sweetness, to gaze upon your vale of venus, he gushed, and i figured he wanted me to take off my panties. allow me, sweetness, to gaze upon your vale of venus, he gushed, and i figured he wanted me to take off my panties.

]]> By: metformin http://flotsamblog.com/2006/03/17/the-only-post-in-which-i-will-ever-reference-my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-2576 metformin Sat, 13 May 2006 13:16:56 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/?p=108#comment-2576 I call him after the awards fiasco, very drunk and tired. "It's not in the stars," he says, explaining why it has been impossible for our paths to actually cross. I call him after the awards fiasco, very drunk and tired. “It’s not in the stars,” he says, explaining why it has been impossible for our paths to actually cross.

]]> By: wessel http://flotsamblog.com/2006/03/17/the-only-post-in-which-i-will-ever-reference-my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-1159 wessel Wed, 22 Mar 2006 20:52:36 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/?p=108#comment-1159 I attended 16 schools in 10 years due to my mother's derangement. I can make friends with literally anybody in under 2 minutes and drop them in 30 seconds when it's time to move on. It is truly a skill that has come in handy throughout my life. I attended 16 schools in 10 years due to my mother’s derangement. I can make friends with literally anybody in under 2 minutes and drop them in 30 seconds when it’s time to move on. It is truly a skill that has come in handy throughout my life.

]]> By: TB http://flotsamblog.com/2006/03/17/the-only-post-in-which-i-will-ever-reference-my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-1150 TB Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:50:44 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/?p=108#comment-1150 You are like Cold Miser and I am Heat Miser. If this were a christmas cartoon we would be sworn enemies. I can handle temperatures upward of 90 degrees with 100% humidity and barely break a sweat. Also I catch spiny lobster 35 feet under water with nothing but a stick and a net. You are like Cold Miser and I am Heat Miser. If this were a christmas cartoon we would be sworn enemies.

I can handle temperatures upward of 90 degrees with 100% humidity and barely break a sweat. Also I catch spiny lobster 35 feet under water with nothing but a stick and a net.

]]> By: Ornery http://flotsamblog.com/2006/03/17/the-only-post-in-which-i-will-ever-reference-my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-1149 Ornery Tue, 21 Mar 2006 22:16:49 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/?p=108#comment-1149 As a Midwesterner who now resides in California, I definitely experience moments of superiority when the temp drops below 50. I also excel at consuming large quantities of ice cream in one sitting: I entered an ice cream eating contest once and beat everyone, including the 300+ pound behemoths. That has nothing to do with where I grew up, but it's something I'm quite proud of. As a Midwesterner who now resides in California, I definitely experience moments of superiority when the temp drops below 50. I also excel at consuming large quantities of ice cream in one sitting: I entered an ice cream eating contest once and beat everyone, including the 300+ pound behemoths. That has nothing to do with where I grew up, but it’s something I’m quite proud of.

]]> By: honestyrain http://flotsamblog.com/2006/03/17/the-only-post-in-which-i-will-ever-reference-my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-1148 honestyrain Tue, 21 Mar 2006 19:56:37 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/?p=108#comment-1148 i grew up where winters are much like that of the twin cities. i learned the special skill of complaining about it bitterly. not quite the same as yours but similar, i think. i grew up where winters are much like that of the twin cities. i learned the special skill of complaining about it bitterly. not quite the same as yours but similar, i think.

]]> By: Flicka http://flotsamblog.com/2006/03/17/the-only-post-in-which-i-will-ever-reference-my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-1147 Flicka Tue, 21 Mar 2006 19:27:04 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/?p=108#comment-1147 Fried dill pickles? I'm both disgusted and turned on. I've been meaning to email you, Alexa and just haven't gotten around to it. I'm a bad blog buddy. :-( But I did love the image of you gnawing on a femur in the middle of a frozen Alaskan wilderness. Very fierce! As for my special skills....well...they are gross. I'm very, very good at remaning calm in medical emergencies. Which basically means that I'm good at getting bled on, vomited on or having profuse diarrhea splatter all over me. This has all come in handy over the years, especially since Sarge has spent the last month vomiting. Fried dill pickles? I’m both disgusted and turned on.

I’ve been meaning to email you, Alexa and just haven’t gotten around to it. I’m a bad blog buddy. :-( But I did love the image of you gnawing on a femur in the middle of a frozen Alaskan wilderness. Very fierce!

As for my special skills….well…they are gross. I’m very, very good at remaning calm in medical emergencies. Which basically means that I’m good at getting bled on, vomited on or having profuse diarrhea splatter all over me. This has all come in handy over the years, especially since Sarge has spent the last month vomiting.

]]> By: Beth http://flotsamblog.com/2006/03/17/the-only-post-in-which-i-will-ever-reference-my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-1143 Beth Tue, 21 Mar 2006 00:27:45 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/?p=108#comment-1143 Once again, you have reduced me to uncontrollable laughter. My Skills? I can make a mean mint julep and all foods really can be fried here in the South. Ever heard of fried dill pickles? We fry everything. Once again, you have reduced me to uncontrollable laughter.

My Skills? I can make a mean mint julep and all foods really can be fried here in the South. Ever heard of fried dill pickles? We fry everything.

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