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	<title>Comments on: I Didn&#8217;t List Tapered Jeans Because I Would Hope You Already Know Better.</title>
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		<title>By: Natalie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. People who pick their nose in public
2. people who do not know the difference between transitive and intransitive verbs (I LIE down,vs I LAY the pic-nic blanket down on the grass)
3. Bad grammar in general
4. People who write definitely &#039;definately&#039;
5. People who use adjectives when they should be using adverbs
6. People who order their meat well done
7. Passive aggressive behaviour
8. filler words / compulsive phrases such as &#039;like&#039;, &#039;kind of&#039; and &#039;really&#039;
9. People who don&#039;t salt the water they boil their pasta in, and who add unnecessary fat to the water
10. People who do not say if someone has spinach between their teeth / bat in the cave</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. People who pick their nose in public<br />
2. people who do not know the difference between transitive and intransitive verbs (I LIE down,vs I LAY the pic-nic blanket down on the grass)<br />
3. Bad grammar in general<br />
4. People who write definitely &#8216;definately&#8217;<br />
5. People who use adjectives when they should be using adverbs<br />
6. People who order their meat well done<br />
7. Passive aggressive behaviour<br />
8. filler words / compulsive phrases such as &#8216;like&#8217;, &#8216;kind of&#8217; and &#8216;really&#8217;<br />
9. People who don&#8217;t salt the water they boil their pasta in, and who add unnecessary fat to the water<br />
10. People who do not say if someone has spinach between their teeth / bat in the cave</p>
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		<title>By: Jane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2006 12:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate Jade too! And she almost got the boot this week!  I&#039;ve watched 2 episodes and I think she&#039;s a snot!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate Jade too! And she almost got the boot this week!  I&#8217;ve watched 2 episodes and I think she&#8217;s a snot!</p>
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		<title>By: Thalia</title>
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		<dc:creator>Thalia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Apr 2006 16:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. Rick Stein.
2. Golf
3. The fact that I&#039;m no longer allowed to eat Tuna or swordfish because of teh bloody mercury and the whole getting pregnant thing
4. ditto for coffee, tea, diet coke, etc.
5. People who have 16 children and make documentaries about it
6. People who don&#039;t care how you are who ask you how you are
7. People who say you must come to dinner when they don&#039;t want you to come to dinner

Oh I could go on, but I&#039;m getting annoyed now</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Rick Stein.<br />
2. Golf<br />
3. The fact that I&#8217;m no longer allowed to eat Tuna or swordfish because of teh bloody mercury and the whole getting pregnant thing<br />
4. ditto for coffee, tea, diet coke, etc.<br />
5. People who have 16 children and make documentaries about it<br />
6. People who don&#8217;t care how you are who ask you how you are<br />
7. People who say you must come to dinner when they don&#8217;t want you to come to dinner</p>
<p>Oh I could go on, but I&#8217;m getting annoyed now</p>
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		<title>By: Stefanie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stefanie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Apr 2006 00:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1.People who refer to tv as &quot;the idiot box.&quot;
2. Speedos
3. Scientologists (even people I thought I 
liked when I find out they are a scientologist they are on my dislike list ie. Jason Lee.
4. Jason Lee
5. Almost all sitcoms except The Office.
6. Those big crazy colored work out pants.
7. People who work out and grunt like they&#039;re dying with every rep. (note to you: the weight is too heavy)
8. Anyone who works at Home Depot in &quot;dealing with customers&quot; position.
9. People who use the term A-ha moment. 
10. Oprah episodes that are featuring celebrities.
11. Tuna with anything green or crunchy in it.
12. MIRACLE WHIP - ewwwww
13. The hours between 5 and 7 for babycare.
14. Bumper stickers of any kind.
God I could go on.
By the way, I&#039;m so sorry I&#039;ve been missing out on your blog. Something was wrong with mine because it&#039;s been looking to me like you haven&#039;t blogged since December. But that&#039;s not the case so I have some catching up to do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1.People who refer to tv as &#8220;the idiot box.&#8221;<br />
2. Speedos<br />
3. Scientologists (even people I thought I<br />
liked when I find out they are a scientologist they are on my dislike list ie. Jason Lee.<br />
4. Jason Lee<br />
5. Almost all sitcoms except The Office.<br />
6. Those big crazy colored work out pants.<br />
7. People who work out and grunt like they&#8217;re dying with every rep. (note to you: the weight is too heavy)<br />
8. Anyone who works at Home Depot in &#8220;dealing with customers&#8221; position.<br />
9. People who use the term A-ha moment.<br />
10. Oprah episodes that are featuring celebrities.<br />
11. Tuna with anything green or crunchy in it.<br />
12. MIRACLE WHIP &#8211; ewwwww<br />
13. The hours between 5 and 7 for babycare.<br />
14. Bumper stickers of any kind.<br />
God I could go on.<br />
By the way, I&#8217;m so sorry I&#8217;ve been missing out on your blog. Something was wrong with mine because it&#8217;s been looking to me like you haven&#8217;t blogged since December. But that&#8217;s not the case so I have some catching up to do.</p>
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		<title>By: Beagle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Beagle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2006 16:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Delurking to say:  

OK, this one is too obvious, but it is on my mind right now:  thing I most dislike?  Having to do IVF for a mere chance at a baby when the average mean person gets to have sex and success then treat their treasure like a burden.  (Am I bitter?)  I also dislike the whole babydust cheerleading thing and in the same vein: overly cheery people, who, when you tell them bad news, refuse to acknowledge that life can actually stray away from blissful for some of us.  (Far, far away even).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Delurking to say:  </p>
<p>OK, this one is too obvious, but it is on my mind right now:  thing I most dislike?  Having to do IVF for a mere chance at a baby when the average mean person gets to have sex and success then treat their treasure like a burden.  (Am I bitter?)  I also dislike the whole babydust cheerleading thing and in the same vein: overly cheery people, who, when you tell them bad news, refuse to acknowledge that life can actually stray away from blissful for some of us.  (Far, far away even).</p>
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		<title>By: Beth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Beth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 20:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. People who assume that just because you have a Blackberry that you should respond to them immediately - regardless of a 8 time zone difference.
2. People who omit proper punctuation in emails.
3. Improper use of adverbs. 
4. Using &quot;good&quot; as a response to &quot;How are you?&quot; Its &quot;well&quot;, folks.
5. When the underwire of a bra works its way out and begins to poke you and the damn bra is only 2 weeks old.
6. Smacking gum.
7. Hats worn indoors by men.
8. Euphemisims.
9. Babydust - very suspicious of that stuff.
10. Country chic decorating.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. People who assume that just because you have a Blackberry that you should respond to them immediately &#8211; regardless of a 8 time zone difference.<br />
2. People who omit proper punctuation in emails.<br />
3. Improper use of adverbs.<br />
4. Using &#8220;good&#8221; as a response to &#8220;How are you?&#8221; Its &#8220;well&#8221;, folks.<br />
5. When the underwire of a bra works its way out and begins to poke you and the damn bra is only 2 weeks old.<br />
6. Smacking gum.<br />
7. Hats worn indoors by men.<br />
8. Euphemisims.<br />
9. Babydust &#8211; very suspicious of that stuff.<br />
10. Country chic decorating.</p>
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		<title>By: Nancy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nancy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 18:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. socks that slide around in your shoes 
2. shorts that ride up while walking
3. the smell of microwave popcorn 
4. russell crowe
5. razors that are too sharp or too dull
6. Precious Moments figurines or other cutesy ceramic knick-knacks</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. socks that slide around in your shoes<br />
2. shorts that ride up while walking<br />
3. the smell of microwave popcorn<br />
4. russell crowe<br />
5. razors that are too sharp or too dull<br />
6. Precious Moments figurines or other cutesy ceramic knick-knacks</p>
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		<title>By: T</title>
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		<dc:creator>T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 13:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You hate UB40??  How can that be?  It&#039;s because of that red red wine song isn&#039;t it?  Such a shame.

My list of things I dislike is too long - limit to 50?  Yikes. My top &quot;people&quot; I dislike are other drivers, but you may already know that about me...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You hate UB40??  How can that be?  It&#8217;s because of that red red wine song isn&#8217;t it?  Such a shame.</p>
<p>My list of things I dislike is too long &#8211; limit to 50?  Yikes. My top &#8220;people&#8221; I dislike are other drivers, but you may already know that about me&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Ornery</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ornery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. People who think that television is beneath them.
2. False modesty.
3. People who ask to use my hand cream (Neutrogena), then complain that it&#039;s too thick.
4. People with washboard abs who pinch their non-existent fat and complain about their chubbiness.
5. Doctors and nurses who feel the need to remind me to take my prenatal vitamins.

There&#039;s so, so many other things I dislike, but at least this will give you a taste.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. People who think that television is beneath them.<br />
2. False modesty.<br />
3. People who ask to use my hand cream (Neutrogena), then complain that it&#8217;s too thick.<br />
4. People with washboard abs who pinch their non-existent fat and complain about their chubbiness.<br />
5. Doctors and nurses who feel the need to remind me to take my prenatal vitamins.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s so, so many other things I dislike, but at least this will give you a taste.</p>
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		<title>By: roo</title>
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		<dc:creator>roo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Things I hate:
1. The clothes my mother buys for me
2. the guilt trip she puts me through if I admit to not liking them, or if I mention that at thirty years of age, I feel fully capable of clothing myself
3. The fact that recent fashion trends have prompted my mom to call me and breathlessly say, &quot;Oh, Roo! I see that culottes are back in style. If I bought you a pair, would you wear them?&quot;
4. The fact that even though I told her, &quot;God, no!&quot; she will probably still buy me a pair (in mauve corduroy, if past history is any guide), and start crying if I won&#039;t try them on.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things I hate:<br />
1. The clothes my mother buys for me<br />
2. the guilt trip she puts me through if I admit to not liking them, or if I mention that at thirty years of age, I feel fully capable of clothing myself<br />
3. The fact that recent fashion trends have prompted my mom to call me and breathlessly say, &#8220;Oh, Roo! I see that culottes are back in style. If I bought you a pair, would you wear them?&#8221;<br />
4. The fact that even though I told her, &#8220;God, no!&#8221; she will probably still buy me a pair (in mauve corduroy, if past history is any guide), and start crying if I won&#8217;t try them on.</p>
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