Here comes the what?

I think I found my wedding dress today.

It was an accident. I was showing my Nearly Mother-in-Law around my neighborhood, and we went into the tiny bridal shop across from my house. I had never been inside, despite the fact that I could throw a chicken leg out my dining room window and leave a grease spot on the door of the shop, it is that close. I have never set foot in any any bridal shop, ever. But my Nearly Mother-in-Law and I crossed a courtyard and stepped up a flight of stairs and into this tiny store stuffed with taffeta and chiffon and huge, expensive-looking gowns in plastic bags. I felt like an imposter. I felt like at any moment the sweet looking person behind the counter was going to ask to see some documentation–some sort of girly, bride credential–and then politely ask me to leave.
“Ok!” I murmured brightly to my NMIL, “We can go now!” This was code for I don’t belong here and my thighs are sweating with anxiety and any minute I’m going to knock something over and bring shame upon my family.

But there was this one dress, on a mannequin. It wasn’t too froufy. It was…pretty, actually, and the two women in the shop, noticing my gaze, began urging me to try it on.
“Oh nonononono,” I said, “I’m fine, really.”
And the next thing I knew I was in a large room filled with antique mirrors, standing on a footstool in my thong while the fitter zipped up the back of the dress. The zipper slid cleanly along my skin.
“Oh my god,” said the fitter. “It’s perfect.”
It was perfect. When I close my eyes now, I see this dress etched on the back of my eyelids. But I had planned on wearing something short and kicky. This dress is FLOOR LENGTH. And mostly white.

I looked at myself in the mirror and thought “Oh my god. I think I might be getting married.”