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	<title>Comments on: How to ruin my day.</title>
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	<description>Deplorable solipsism? The new face of literature? Or merely a clever procrastination device...</description>
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		<title>By: Valarie</title>
		<link>http://flotsamblog.com/2006/11/10/how-to-ruin-my-day/comment-page-1/#comment-35063</link>
		<dc:creator>Valarie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:07:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Excellent fashion commentary once again. Hope you don&#039;t mind but I posted on my blog and cited you. Maybe more traffic is on it&#039;s way to your site even as we speak. :) 

What makes a person in mauve plaid gauchos look at themselves in the mirror and say &quot;Damn but I look fine!&quot;????</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Excellent fashion commentary once again. Hope you don&#8217;t mind but I posted on my blog and cited you. Maybe more traffic is on it&#8217;s way to your site even as we speak. :) </p>
<p>What makes a person in mauve plaid gauchos look at themselves in the mirror and say &#8220;Damn but I look fine!&#8221;????</p>
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		<title>By: Kath</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kath</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 14:49:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I sprained my uvula with all my enthusiastic snorting and guffawing. Too true! Mullet with Intent -- here I go again!

Your wedding-dress story made me laugh too -- especially your response to the mad ticker ladies, which was identical to mine. Who has that much time -- not to mention insanity -- on her hands?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I sprained my uvula with all my enthusiastic snorting and guffawing. Too true! Mullet with Intent &#8212; here I go again!</p>
<p>Your wedding-dress story made me laugh too &#8212; especially your response to the mad ticker ladies, which was identical to mine. Who has that much time &#8212; not to mention insanity &#8212; on her hands?</p>
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		<title>By: MsPrufrock</title>
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		<dc:creator>MsPrufrock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am proud to say that I have seen both Fifteen and Pregnant, and Unwed Father.  I have a few words for you:  Park Overall &amp; Brian Austin Green.  You simply cannot go wrong.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am proud to say that I have seen both Fifteen and Pregnant, and Unwed Father.  I have a few words for you:  Park Overall &amp; Brian Austin Green.  You simply cannot go wrong.</p>
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		<title>By: Erin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think 15 and pregnant starts Kirsten Dunst.  Maybe I&#039;m wrong.  I know I&#039;ve seen it.  Trust me, you&#039;d rather spend your night trying on mauve plaid gaucho suits than watching it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think 15 and pregnant starts Kirsten Dunst.  Maybe I&#8217;m wrong.  I know I&#8217;ve seen it.  Trust me, you&#8217;d rather spend your night trying on mauve plaid gaucho suits than watching it.</p>
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		<title>By: Thalia</title>
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		<dc:creator>Thalia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2006 17:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve seen 15 and pregnant too many times. Not that good. Never heard of the other one. Go rent pretty in pink or something else instead.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve seen 15 and pregnant too many times. Not that good. Never heard of the other one. Go rent pretty in pink or something else instead.</p>
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		<title>By: Jessie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jessie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wonderful. Let me know if you need additional fashion police, because I agree with all of these points.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wonderful. Let me know if you need additional fashion police, because I agree with all of these points.</p>
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		<title>By: Dooneybug</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dooneybug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>www.mullet.com

That is all....</description>
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<p>That is all&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Jen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 22:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think we need to create an offense combining the worst of two of these things: Child Endangerment Mullet with Intent.  I once saw a poor little boy (2-3 years old) in the Home Despot parking lot with an astonishing little blonde mullet.  I almost went and took him then &amp; there, figuring his parents couldn&#039;t possibly love and care for him properly if by this age, they&#039;d already given him a mullet.    

Plaid gauchos?  Ouch!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think we need to create an offense combining the worst of two of these things: Child Endangerment Mullet with Intent.  I once saw a poor little boy (2-3 years old) in the Home Despot parking lot with an astonishing little blonde mullet.  I almost went and took him then &amp; there, figuring his parents couldn&#8217;t possibly love and care for him properly if by this age, they&#8217;d already given him a mullet.    </p>
<p>Plaid gauchos?  Ouch!</p>
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		<title>By: T</title>
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		<dc:creator>T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 22:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I certainly hope you&#039;re forbidding only those sweatpants with titles across fat asses, because my dear Alexa, I would be naked without them and THAT, my friend, would be a crime indeed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I certainly hope you&#8217;re forbidding only those sweatpants with titles across fat asses, because my dear Alexa, I would be naked without them and THAT, my friend, would be a crime indeed.</p>
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		<title>By: Nicole</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nicole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 22:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You are absolutely too funny.  Thanks!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are absolutely too funny.  Thanks!!</p>
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