Comments on: Ocho. http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/ Deplorable solipsism? The new face of literature? Or merely a clever procrastination device... Mon, 21 May 2012 20:34:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: j http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/comment-page-1/#comment-270349 j Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:47:50 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/#comment-270349 Dear Internet Doppelgaenger, my hypercolor shirt was blue with pink breast buds, I'm somehow related on my dad's side to the man suspected of being Jack the Ripper, I used to feign random illnesses to get out of school, band practice, and birthday parties, I actually play those instruments (some better than others), and I gave my bitey hamster away to the bully that my mother made me play with. I have never eaten a BigMac, or seen Star Wars, but I have been extorted for thousands over a pot plant discovered by unscrupulous movers, and can peel bananas with my feet. Dear Internet Doppelgaenger, my hypercolor shirt was blue with pink breast buds, I’m somehow related on my dad’s side to the man suspected of being Jack the Ripper, I used to feign random illnesses to get out of school, band practice, and birthday parties, I actually play those instruments (some better than others), and I gave my bitey hamster away to the bully that my mother made me play with. I have never eaten a BigMac, or seen Star Wars, but I have been extorted for thousands over a pot plant discovered by unscrupulous movers, and can peel bananas with my feet.

]]> By: Hallie http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/comment-page-1/#comment-151855 Hallie Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:11:59 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/#comment-151855 I just had to comment - I have finally found someone who shares my 'LEAVE MY BELLY BUTTON ALONE!' neurosis. I don't do belly buttons at all, I won't touch other people's and don't ever come near mine... I have no idea why this is... I just had to comment – I have finally found someone who shares my ‘LEAVE MY BELLY BUTTON ALONE!’ neurosis. I don’t do belly buttons at all, I won’t touch other people’s and don’t ever come near mine… I have no idea why this is…

]]> By: Rob http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/comment-page-1/#comment-141626 Rob Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:32:11 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/#comment-141626 Don't ever doubt that eating an entire box of Velveeta Shells and Cheese is life on the edge. That stuff glows in the dark. By the way, I now have 3 heroes in my life John Wayne, Ghandi, and Flotsam for the dislocated finger story Don’t ever doubt that eating an entire box of Velveeta Shells and Cheese is life on the edge. That stuff glows in the dark.

By the way, I now have 3 heroes in my life John Wayne, Ghandi, and Flotsam for the dislocated finger story

]]> By: Karena http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/comment-page-1/#comment-141496 Karena Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:53:34 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/#comment-141496 Ok, I've been following the site now for quite some time, and I want to read the password protected post too!!! :( Please? Ok, I’ve been following the site now for quite some time, and I want to read the password protected post too!!! :( Please?

]]> By: KDA http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/comment-page-1/#comment-141441 KDA Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:26:53 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/#comment-141441 De-lurking here--I'm with you on the belly button thing. When I found out that they'd go through my belly button to do my laproscopic surgery, I freaked out. How do you get a password? De-lurking here–I’m with you on the belly button thing. When I found out that they’d go through my belly button to do my laproscopic surgery, I freaked out.

How do you get a password?

]]> By: Vixen http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/comment-page-1/#comment-141392 Vixen Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:20:58 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/#comment-141392 Oh no. I have been following your writing for over a year, but I never comment. But your next post is password protected, so I am stepping out of the shadows to ask: What's a girl gotta do to read the post? Oh no. I have been following your writing for over a year, but I never comment. But your next post is password protected, so I am stepping out of the shadows to ask: What’s a girl gotta do to read the post?

]]> By: TB http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/comment-page-1/#comment-141191 TB Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:44:53 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/#comment-141191 My childhood dog was named Cuddlebug. I named her when I was five. And I think that story about Cuddles is completely awesome. Why oh why is it always Nablopo when I have no time at all to read. I'm missing some great stuff here. Keep up the good work. Oh and just wait until your bellybutton flattens out or pops and all that supersensitive skin is exposed. It drove me crazy. My childhood dog was named Cuddlebug. I named her when I was five. And I think that story about Cuddles is completely awesome.

Why oh why is it always Nablopo when I have no time at all to read. I’m missing some great stuff here.

Keep up the good work.

Oh and just wait until your bellybutton flattens out or pops and all that supersensitive skin is exposed. It drove me crazy.

]]> By: Amanda Hope http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/comment-page-1/#comment-140759 Amanda Hope Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:32:02 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/#comment-140759 I am so glad that story had a happy ending for Cuddles. Also, I am wincing on your behalf re: hypercolor shirt. I am so glad that story had a happy ending for Cuddles. Also, I am wincing on your behalf re: hypercolor shirt.

]]> By: Heather http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/comment-page-1/#comment-140719 Heather Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:49:45 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/#comment-140719 I am still reeling from the Cuddles story. And yes, you must tell us what your parents thought. I love your blog and I'm quite happy that you are required to write every day now! I am still reeling from the Cuddles story. And yes, you must tell us what your parents thought. I love your blog and I’m quite happy that you are required to write every day now!

]]> By: emily http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/comment-page-1/#comment-140522 emily Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:20:36 +0000 http://flotsamblog.com/2007/11/14/ocho/#comment-140522 I actually snorted as I read this. Histerical. I actually snorted as I read this.

Histerical.

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