December 7, 2007
Just back from longest appointment ever, and hotly anticipating my dinner, so I won’t waste time with exposition: Baby A is a boy, and not shy about it, either, more or less sitting on the camera immediately and spreading his legs. Baby B, on the other hand, required extensive poking before crossly revealing her girlhood. [...]
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December 6, 2007
Many of you were curious about how, exactly, a piece of Saltine made its way into my underpants. Life is full of little mysteries like this, things that make your head hurt if you think about them too hard: what is nothingness? Is existence a property or predicate? Do all Cartesian worldviews lead inevitably to [...]
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