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This is Schnozz here, filling in for Alexa to announce the birth of …

Simone Lee and Ames Michel

Alexa and Scott are spending some time with Ames right now, so that they can say good-bye.

As for Simone Lee, she’s busy kicking ass with her teeny baby feet. She’s doing well, relatively speaking; her breathing is good, and the ventilator is assisting, but the percentage of oxygen she’s receiving is pretty close to room air. This proves what we all suspected, which is that she is 33 centimeters of superhero baby.

At 1 lb 11 oz, Simone arrived at 5:53 (I forgot to write down whether it was a.m. or p.m. … durr) on February 8. Alexa would like me to note that this was via C-section, but NOT until she had endured sixteen hours of labor without an epidural. “I want full credit for that,” she said, and assured me that it’s the worst pain ever. In a way, this eased her anxiety for the C-section, because at that point, anything that counted as birth was pretty good in Alexa’s book. Much credit goes to Scott for providing so much support, which mostly means allowing Alexa to “crush the bones in his hand every few minutes.”

When Simone was born, she was moving around and even crying a little, which is great. Alexa has gotten to touch her in the isolette, which Alexa was really happy about, and Simone even gripped her finger. Her eyes aren’t open yet, “like a kitten,” but she’s here, and just from knowing her mom, I can tell you that she’s made of some seriously tough stuff.

So now we wait. And while we do that, we celebrate like crazy. Welcome to the world, Simone. I think you’re really going to like it here. Mostly because Auntie Schnozz is going to buy you SO MUCH STUFF.

Congratulations, Flotsam Family!