Also on the List: My Daughter’s Cardiologist, My Daughter’s Oncologist, and My Daughter’s Plastic Surgeon. *UPDATED*

The big news today was supposed to be a trial of extubation. Simone has a large air leak around her tube that makes her sound like a flock of geese, probably because she has outgrown said tube and needs the next size up. So as long as they were pulling it out, quoth the neonatologist, why not give her a chance to try breathing like a big(ger) girl on rated CPAP instead of a ventilator? If it didn’t work, they could reintubate with the larger tube. After all, she is doing so well!
There was much rejoicing Chez Flotsam, and last night I forgot my usual call to the NICU when I was up to pump. As we drove to the hospital this morning I tried to amuse Scott with my Ramones-esque rendition of “I Wanna Be Extubated.”
You see where this is going, right?

Sometime after midnight the nurse changing Simone’s diaper found blood there. There was bruising above her groin, and one of her legs seemed less pink than the other. Her creatinine was up. By the time we arrived an ultrasound had been ordered, and within an hour my favorite nurse practitioner returned with the news: Simone has decreased blood flow to both kidneys, and what looks like a clot in her aorta, probably from the umbilical arterial catheter that was removed a few days ago. There does not appear to be anything obstructing blood flow to the renal vessels, so it may be that something is causing them to constrict. I got all excited and thought for a moment that I had solved the riddle and the answer was Dopamine (low doses increase blood flow to the kidneys while higher doses—like Simone is on—can vasoconstrict peripheral vessels) but they don’t think that is it, so there goes my career in neonatology. I guess Wikipedia and House episodes really aren’t enough.

A repeat ultrasound of her aorta was just done to see whether the thing the radiologist thought was a clot really is a clot, and we should have the results in a few hours. They are also trying for the second time to draw blood for labs: earlier it took sticks to several veins in her tennis-ball-sized head before they were finished, and then the sample clotted and was unusable. My baby also gets a bladder tap (her second), because they were unable to get a urine sample via catheter. Her respiratory status has worsened, probably as a result of stress. Her feeds have been stopped, and as for extubation? Ha.

If there is indeed a clot, she will be started on heparin, but that is not expected to dissolve the offending coagulation in the speedy and efficient fashion I would like—apparently these clots have a tendency to calcify. Or something. I was busy trying not to sob at that point in the conversation, so I will have to clarify a few points later. Anyway, the hope is that the heparin will reduce the size of the clot enough that Simone’s body can gradually get rid of it on its own, preferably without throwing deadly clotlets to her heart or lungs. Additionally, it would be best if this resolved before she permanently loses kidney function or, you know, her leg. How exactly the reduced renal blood flow is related to the possible aortic clot when there is no obstruction of the renal vessels is beyond my limited scope, but I imagine my daughter’s nephrologist will explain.
There is a phrase I hoped never to use: my daughter’s nephrologist.

Scott keeps reminding me that my happiness when things are going well is not an invitation to the fates to reduce our surroundings to rubble. Even though the evidence suggests differently, correlation does not causation make. Though I don’t suppose it matters in the end, as the result is the same: we are in a bad place. Send help.

Update, 7:00 p.m.:
So, according to the radiologist, the Thing In The Aorta is either a “thin clot” or a “fibrin sheath.” Though it sounds like a condom varietal, a fibrin sheath is actually a pre-clot that may have formed around the umbilical catheter and remained behind when the catheter was removed. Whatever it is, this Thing In The Aorta is not obstructing blood flow, and would not be responsible for Simone’s renal problems. Her clotting panel was normal. No word yet on what is causing the decreased flow to her kidney’s or her dusky and slightly swollen left leg. The thought at the moment is that the removal of the umbilical line sent a cascade of small clots into the bloodstream to wreak havoc. I hope to know more after rounds tomorrow morning.