Just When You Thought it Was Safe to Buy Crib Sheets.

(7 spells of severe apnea) + (1 manual bagging) + (1 return from minimal O2 to High Flow) + (1 failed bladder tap) + (1 catheterization) + (1 blown IV) + (1 successful IV) + (1 blood culture) + (1 elevated CRP) + (1 dive off the preemie growth chart) + (2 mentions of “tracheostomy”) + (1 mention of “bronchoscopy”) + (1 mention of “g-tube”) + (1 dose of morphine) + (1 blue baby) + (3 doses of Narcan) + {1 oxygen tube accidentally disconnected during spinal prep and unnoticed until + (>toomany deep desaturations + >toomany minutes) later} + (1 lumbar puncture) = Thursday.

Morning.