Nov
21
That Ho Was Me.
No time to post. Trapped in the Closet is on the Independent Film Channel. There are no words. NO WORDS.
Until tomorrow, amuse yourselves with this. I completely missed Pinguin when it was an Internet sensation four years ago, but now I cannot. stop. playing. I suppose that means I’ll get around to reading those sexy-underaged-vampire books sometime in 2012.
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Oh, no….Trapped in a Closet is on the Independent Film channel??? I almost splurted my Pepsi all over my computer screen. I must find this. Truly.
OMG I never saw that game before but I am definitely addicted!
So, what’s a good score on Pinguin then? My competetive nature requires something to strive towards…
delurking to say:
What I’m about to tell you is so damn twisted / not only is a man in the cabinet, but the man / is a midget-midget-midget.
most.awesome.music.opera.EVER
Hmm, it definitely helps if you can get them to bounce a few times…
Kathie, I was going to ask the same thing! After killing more minutes than I care to admit, my best is 323.5.
Lat me tell you I would be willing to share my limited twice read editions of the Twilight series. It was amazing, and I read everything except vampire fiction and paranormal fiction. I mean, please, uck! But this series was really really exceptional, so much so that I am actually considering parting with my cash for her adult fiction which is about a romance involving a person with a parasite in their brain from outer space!
Ooh, that is sick. I have terrible aim, but I can’t stop trying.
NO, you DEFINITELY need to read the sexy underaged vampire books as soon as possible. I could have cared less about them for years and then I picked the first one up on a whim for a cross country flight. I got off the plane, went directly to the closest bookstore and bought the rest. I’ve turned all my middle-aged female friends on to them and we are all in love with Edward Cullen. You would love them.
Thank you Alexa. I have now developed the deathly pallor of a vampire brought on by hours of knocking the crap out of flightless waterfowl.
ok…my high score is 316.8…I need to stop this now!
I will probably be in the minority on this one, but, I REALLY hated Twilight. My best friend is addicted to the series so I thought I’d give it a try. Blech.
oh god. i read the first one and HATED them. Tripe. I am with Kristin.
You can go for longest distance or try to see how close to 200 you can directly stick the penguin in the snow (no bounces)
You simply must do the following: Buy or rent the DVD and watch the Director’s Commentary. R Kelly, complete with cigar and CGI smoke, watching and commenting on his movie MST3K style (minus the intentional comedy).
Bitch move! She moved!
My best score – 251.5 If that’s not pathetic, I don’t know what is.
Oh, and Kristin – I’m glad to find out I’m not the only one who finds Twilight deplorable (no offence to an Twi-fans – just my honest opinion).
Because one can never have too many virtual animals to send flying:
http://www.digyourowngrave.com/flight-of-the-hamsters/
Save yourself some time and trouble and instead of reading Twilight just stick your head in a dumpster. Similar effect. Unless you take pleasure in reading the psychotic fantasies of a pedophilic morman woman. :D
The midget is the baby’s daddy!
I saw that Trapped in a Closet was on, so I figured I’d watch a couple of minutes just to see how bad it was. I was RIVETED. I mean, it’s pretty bad, but in a completely awesome way.