Baby of the Year.

June 16th
Damply

The nice thing about entering a weekly baby contest is that it provides handy reference points for comparison. The above two Baby of the Week pictures were taken one year apart. I have drawn up an illustrative chart of changes for your reference:

OUT:                                                              IN:

Oxygen tanks                                                    Fresh(ish) air

Blue eyes                                                            Hazel eyes

Bassinet                                                              Bed (with us)

Apnea monitor                                                  Breathing

Gums                                                                   Teeth

Reclining floppily                                             Standing unassisted

Sleepless nights (molars, I hate you)

Liquid diet                                                          It depends

Love of Depeche Mode                                    Love of Petula Clark

Bouncy seat                                                        Cat food! Electrical cord! Precarious box!

Muteness                                                            “GEEETEH!”

Blurry vision                                                      Glasses

Baldness                                                             Semi-baldness

Unitards                                                             Pants

Can you believe we are here? I really can’t, sometimes.