Comments on: The Searchers.

By: Mama Coyote

Mama Coyote — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:33:38 +0000

This is the best post ever :D More please!

By: Mommy Needs Therapy

Mommy Needs Therapy — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:10:29 +0000

Number one search term on my blog? “my shit stinks” *sigh*

By: seven quick takes « what i really meant to say

seven quick takes « what i really meant to say — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:21:19 +0000

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By: Jon in France

Jon in France — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:32:48 +0000

I was once incautious enough to include in a blog post “well, spank my bottom and call me Susan” which was perfectly fine in the context in which it was written, but the number of hits I get looking for spanking-related content is staggering. They don’t tend to stay long.

By: Ms. Jazz

Ms. Jazz — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:26:04 +0000

i wonder how google is affecting your search results. i’ve noticed, when searching for something, that blog posts from my reader pop up as the first few results; even if they have less in common with the query than results further down the page.

ironically, the first time i noticed this was when your “nipples nipples every where” (or whatever it was titled) came up as result #1 … and i’m pretty sure i wasn’t googling nipples.

By: Leslie

Leslie — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:44:34 +0000

Yay! I love the search term commentary posts – they are so funny. Now you’ll have to excuse my lameness – I know that the terms you use to label your posts can determine if you’ll pop up as a result of some random search, but how in the heck can you tell who found you and why?

By: Suzanne

Suzanne — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:38:57 +0000

Your searches posts are one of my very most favorite things and they make me glad the Internet was invented. That’s right, the whole internet. Just for these posts. That’s how much I love ‘em.

By: Amy

Amy — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:36:26 +0000

I will never be able to eat a bowl of Grape Nuts again without thinking of Edgar Allan Poe. Thanks.

By: Lori

Lori — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:34:31 +0000

This is hilarious! and if you notice me lurking here for hours on end some day soon it’s because I’m a newcomer and am catching up. And I’m trying to figure out how to make a girdle. but mostly the catching up.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:34:17 +0000

I smell a coffee table book! They have a certain haiku-like quality, don’t you think?

Anyway, I emailed this to you, but I’ll post it here as well.

Thanks to sitemeter, my eyes have been permanently opened to a facet of life I think I would have been perfectly happy remaining unaware of: someone reached my blog by googling “diaper love story.” It turns out to be, um, a fetish thing. :-0 (My completely innocent post was about babies and loveys, btw, not about people with fetishes for wearing diapers. Just so we’re clear. ;-)

Had. No. Idea.