Comments on: Me and Sheila E.

By: uberimma

uberimma — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:15:41 +0000

Oh, my gosh. All I can think of is Mr. Popper’s Penguins. You know that scene where Captain Cook is building his nest, and he takes all the little things he can fit in his beak from all over the house and drops them in the refrigerator…?

By: mommymae

mommymae — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:15:03 +0000

my baby thinks my ob tampons are some type of hair adornment & the 3 year old thinks they are rockets to be shot from his mouth.

By: Kim

Kim — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:00:45 +0000

Clearly she is a genius. This is my best trick for “cleaning up” before (non-overnight) guests arrive. She is already demonstrating great stealth and speed (imperative as you might have to steal away to “clean” the living room while husband distracts guests with extended tour of the kitchen), but technically, one throws into the tub things from the floor and tabletops rather from other perfectly good hiding places.

Overall, very impressive indeed.

By: Aina

Aina — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:32:22 +0000

Love your baby; love her hobby. At least she’s sticking to dirty socks, not dirty toilet paper.

By: Mrs Marcos

Mrs Marcos — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:28:07 +0000

Wow, I think Jill might be in the lead for that nanny position! Gruesome behavioral modification? Awesome!

I believe Simone is practicing her art and quite possibly creating an album cover for some angst filled grunge group. Simone rules.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:57:31 +0000

While I marvel at your offspring’s capability to self-amuse, i found myself instantly drawn with envious eye to the penny tiles on the bathroom floor. I love those. Sigh, too much designspongeonline.com

By: birdie23

birdie23 — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:20:58 +0000

Congtrats on your book deal, way fun!!!I like Simone’s choices, maybe your right she’s nesting, love the rubber duck, hey you should be using the bath-ball!

By: Helen

Helen — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:03:20 +0000

Genius. She is working in concert with my 15-month-old son on some long-distance installation art. His preferred materials are drug company pens, women’s shoes, dolls, calculators, travel coffee cups, TiVo remotes and (just once, for shock value) the checkbook.

He started his installations in June: http://tinyurl.com/ldtad Sadly, his mother is a Philistine who doesn’t appreciate his art enough to take pictures. So Simone is the more fortunate child…

By: Glynda the Good

Glynda the Good — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:29:30 +0000

You are lucky it is the bathtub. In our house it is the fireplace. Very sooty. Thinking of apprenticing her to a chimney sweep.

By: Mari

Mari — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:02:59 +0000

All of the above: freaky-crow-baby-genius.