Reader Request.

Internet! Give me your poor, your tired, your face sleepers, your huddled masses yearning for funny pictures of alveoli. Once again, I am here to help.

how do you know when ivf works
Pregnancy is usually an indicator that things are headed in the right direction.

can i have a pageant when on metformin can you have a baby
This is really two separate questions, though I am not entirely sure which two. Regardless, whether or not you have a pageant is really up to you, and should not be affected by insulin sensitizing drugs. I would need more information to comment upon your ability to have a baby—with or without metformin—but if you are planning to be a contestant in the aforementioned pageant, I’d hold off. It will ruin your figure.

clever shakespeare names for websites
“As You Link It?” How about “You Can’t Spell Hamlet Without HTML?”
(I may not be the best person for this).

deciphering women “you make me laugh”
She probably means that you’re funny—which is good! Unless she’s saying it scornfully, after you’ve asked her out. Tone is key when deciphering women.

husband insists on brazilian wax
As long as you mean for himself, what’s the harm? If he is insisting that YOU be denuded stem to stern, I feel it is only fair that he do the same. Either way, I see hairless balls in your future.

how to get pregnant with b+
You shouldn’t have any more trouble than a C student, despite what your parents might have told you. Good girls do TOO get knocked up.

lonely hygenist in rome
This search string makes me feel terrible. I can almost see her, loitering around the Trevi fountain, alone, fondling one of those little pirate-hook tooth scrapers. Is there a lonely Roman dentist in the audience?

is there a range u dont have to worry about your child being electrocuted?
Not that I know of, though there will likely come a time when the worry is more “hair dryer mishap” and less “exposed electrical socket”

if a man takes a horse tranquilizer can he become infertile
Yes, in the sense that he may be unconscious

what is the medical term for babies being able to grab things with their feet?
“Monkey”

vicodin safe while breastfeeding thomas hale
I know what you’re getting at, here, but I love the image of you breastfeeding Dr. Hale—his tie askew, his eyelashes fluttering sleepily. Very sleepily, if you’ve taken the Vicodin.

she paints pictures of what she considers an angel. a new face who couldn,t be seen, but such face still lingers because she seen it before.
Wait, the face couldn’t be seen, and yet she “seen it before?” Something’s not right, here.

took off girdle for enema
I think that was wise.