Flotsam

#1
Oh I wish I were a spiky pufferfish
Oh I wish I were a spiky pufferfish
The chef would slather me with hoisin
And you wouldn’t know I’m poison
Oh I wish I were a spiky pufferfish.

#2
Oh I wish I were a little copperhead
Oh I wish I were a little copperhead
I’d go rattle rattle rattle
Just to warn you not to battle.
Oh I wish I were a little copperhead.

#3
Oh I wish I were a tiny little crab
Yes I wish I were a tiny little crab
I’d go pinch-y pinch-y pinch-y
up and down your every inch-y
Oh I wish I were a tiny little crab

#4
Oh, I wish I were a little furry moth,
Yes, I wish I were a little furry moth,
I’d go snacka-snacka-snacka,
On your favoritest alpaca,
Oh, I wish I were a little furry moth.

#5
Oh I wish I were a little guinea pig
Oh I wish I were a little guinea pig
I’d go wheeky wheeky wheeky
in my voice so high and squeaky
Oh I wish I were a little guinea pig

#6
Oh I wish I were a little water snake
Oh I wish I were a little water snake
I would lay beneath the water
then I’d nip you in your trotter
Oh I wish I were a little water snake!

#7
Oh I wish I were a little sledding dog
Yes I wish I were a little sledding dog
I’d go mushy mushy mushy
o’er the snowy trails I’d rushy
Oh I wish I were a little sledding dog

#8
Oh I wish I were a little bitty mouse,
Oh I wish I were a little bitty mouse,
I’d go scamper, scamper, scamper,
till you jumped upon your hamper,
Oh I wish I were a little bitty mouse

#9
Oh I wish I were a little Bactrian,
Yes, I wish I were a little Bactrian,
You’d go bumpy, bumpy, bumpy
On my little camel humpy,
Oh I wish I were a little Bactrian!

#10
Oh I wish I were a star up in the sky
Yes I wish I were a star up in the sky
I would sparkle and I’d glow
on the earth so far below
Yes I wish I were a star up in the sky

#11
Oh I wish I were a little platypus
Yes I wish I were a little platypus
I’d go nuzzle nuzzle nuzzle,
and zoologists would puzzle
Oh I wish I were a little platypus